Sometimes I just look at Tumblr for hours and realize people are just as bored as I am… someone start a conversation with me
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
This should read: if you don’t gouge your ears out from hearing the most over played song ever…then you aren’t living life
Anonymous said: What are the best sneakers to wear when having sex in a car?
Ones that don’t squeak too much, unlike that hooker you just picked up.